Quotations (26)

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Marv, He's only a kid Harry. We can take him. Harry, Aw, shut up, will you? Marv, You're missing some teeth. Harry, Where? Where's my gold tooth? My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him!
Harry, Hey Marv! Marv, What? Harry, Look at this. I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner. Heh, heh, heh.
Sergeant Balzak, Has the child been involved in a violent altercation ... with a drunk and/or mentally ill member of his immediate family? Kate, No. Sergeant Balzak, Has he been involved in a household accident? Kate, I don't know. I hope…
Johnny, I tell you what I'm going to give you Snakes. I'm going to give you to the count of ten ... to get your ugly, yellow keister off my property ... before I pump your guts full of lead. Snakes, All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm…
Buzz, your girlfriend ... Woof!
Frank, Champagne, please. It's free, isn't it? That's real. That's real crystal. Leslie, Yeah. So? Frank, Put them in your purse. Leslie, Frank. I can't do that, Frank. Frank, Put them in your purse!
Mom, does Santa have to go through customs?
Pizza boy, "OK. That's $122.50." Wet Bandit Harry, "Not for me kid. I don't live here." Pizza boy, "Oh. You just around for the holidays?" Wet Bandit Harry, "I guess you could say that.'
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room ... if you were growing on my ass.
This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!
You're what the French call, les incompetents.
All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.
Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom? Kevin McCallister: In the car. Check-Out Woman: Where's your father? Kevin McCallister: He's at work. Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and sisters? Kevin McCallister: I'm an only…
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Kevin McCallister: I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
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Kevin McCallister: This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
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Kevin McCallister: Well, could you please find out?
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Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon.
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Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
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Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv.
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Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
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Kevin McCallister: You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
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Kate McCallister: [to the Scranton Ticket Agent] This is *Christmas*. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil…
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Kevin McCallister: This is my house, I have to defend it.
Kevin: You guys give up? Or are ya thirsty for more?
Aunt Leslie: Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!