O scholar of books (meaning you) please enlighten your heavenly being and read Castle in the Air (read Howl's Moving Castle first if you haven't already).
Disclaimer: This book is filled with exaggerated praise (reference example above) which will make the reader laugh hysterically.
Besides the funny and entertaining nature of this book, there is also a witty and unique cast of characters. No one is truly evil in this book. I personally liked how the book felt very conclusive. If one character was introduced, you got some idea of what happened to him/ her. In that way, Castle in the Air felt very complete and wonderful.
So scholar of books are you ready to go on a crazy adventure to find out what is going on with the Castle in the Air? (Please answer yes and read it!!)